10.10.07

The Difference Between Smart and Fart

What I love about this island is the level of base coffeeshop conversation and a penchant for pedestrian analysis. The local ethos will never lend itself to any form of intelligence or, God forbid, synthesis. Everything boils down to what happened yesterday - as if half of the brainless arguments or suppositions at any given moment in time have any bearing on what we actually have at hand. A small matter of over 40,000 Turkish troops most definitely present, while the bearded lady of the land tells us we should all be patient before giving our beloved neighbour a hard time over an inconsequential ferry route between the TRNC (recognised - de facto - by PapaStrakkas) and Syria. Good move, sending Lyssarides to bore the crap out of the powers that be in Damascus, by the way!

And what we have at hand is merely a group of bandits stealing from one another as well as from the taxpayer. But the taxpayer seems to be absent at most times. As they have been since 1960. Find food, eat, as the old adage goes.

These sons of ugly whores and self-declared patriots of our little third world corner of the EU have their own agendas, as do those who claim they were forced into prostitution. And never does a journalist get to raise a hand and ask a question. After all, we have a state-subsidised broadcaster that insists on hiring such idiots as pompous Yiannis and pleb Yiannakis and placing them in the same department. Gott in Himmel!!!

Anywhere else in the world, the sight of cabinet members playing with little bells to declare open a shopping mall would cause nothing less than a slew of resignations. Especially as here is a real problem of ambulances trying, in vain (not that it would actually make a difference if they manged to get though) to get to Nicosia general hospital.

But not here, in the land with a GDP worth less than 7% of the capitalisation of a company such as Google. This, after all is the land where we are proud of our local lamb, regardless of the fact that they have to be slaughtered for the greater good of the general public (and health). Have any of our so-called journalists actually asked PhotPhot whether the milk and halloumi (hellim) of the land is safe to eat?

This is a backward land in which journalists are much better at taking Christmas gifts home than asking a few simple questions. They are very good at taking and being told what to think - for that is their genetic profile. Mere Salt Lake donkeys who know the one true road to salvation - their salaries.

And then we have the idiot losers who are still 'convinced' that they won the last battle - against the dreaded Annan plan, of course. They really have a bit less than nothing to say. They just have an occasional little fart under the blanket in mid-October as their elected government steal and plunder. They would rather forgive the intruder, thief and rapist than help the average idiot voters think for themselves.

Blessed are the malakes, for they truly will inherit the vote.

P.S. OK, now let's have the same people argue and then kiss and make up in the comments posted below OR maybe we can have some of them start thinking....

12 comments:

Illantros (Ιλλαντρος) said...

Κι ο παροιμιώδης μέσος ανθρωπάκος,
κέρδος ποτέ μα από παθήματα χορτάτος,
που συνηθίζει στην κάθε βρωμιά,
αρκεί να έχει γεμάτο τον ντορβά
κι επαναστάσεις στ' όνειρά του αναζητεί,
τον έχω βαρεθεί...

     Στίχοι: Δημοσθένης Κούρτοβικ (ολόκληρο το άσμα)

stravoxylo said...

- Ήβρες φαΐ, φάε, ήβρες ξύλον, φύε.
- Απ' εν φορτώννει πόσσω σου, τάνα του να φορτώσει.

Αλλά τελικά:

- Έτσι κκελλέ, έτσι ξιουράφιν θέλει.

Anonymous said...

Εν έσιει τίποτε πιο εύκολο που τον κυνισμό Noullis. Φαίνεται ότι είσαι ακόμα ένας "έξυπνος" οπαδός του Ανάν. Αφου και τότε μας το λέγατε: "οι έξυπμοι ψηφίζουν Ναι". Ταιριάζει και με την προφανή αγγλολαγνεία σου. Γιατί γράφεις εγγλέζικα; Ως απόδειξη για την αγγλοαφοσίωσή σου ή μήπως γιατί τα ελληνικά είναι για τους malakes ιθαγενείς;

Κεντρί

AXL said...

Ela Noullis, esheis koursan.

Noullis said...

"Εν έσιει τίποτε πιο εύκολο που τον κυνισμό Noullis. Φαίνεται ότι είσαι ακόμα ένας "έξυπνος" οπαδός του Ανάν."

ela kentr[on]i:

File, en parakolou8w mappan...

Anonymous said...

Εν παρακολουθείς μάππαν, εν για τους ανεγκέφαλους. Εσύ είσαι ένας διανοούμενος που κατά κακή σου τύχη εξέππεσες μες τους malakes τους Κυπραίους. Με τες εγειές σου.

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ΑΧL said...

Ela Noullis, o pelatis den katevenei, thelei tzai allon gyron. Allopws nomizei oti kamnei rides se luna park.

Noullis said...

@axl:

Enta3ei re file, toutos perimenei na'kousei thn mappan pou to radio. Monos tou mes' to ta3i na men ton 8wrei kanenas. Klaei pou monos tou tziai oneirefketai thn Kypron akeraia, me 40,000 tourkous straytiotes na tou balloun kwlodaktylo tziai na xamogela san hrwas.

Tziai gia na katalabete tziai na klapsete, toutos o mannos dikaioutai na pshfysei!

Mashallah!!

Anonymous said...

@ AXL + Noullis

Η ψευδοδιανόηση σε όλο της μεγαλείο. Θαυμάστε τους "αριστοκράτες" του πνεύματος που θα έπρεπε (κατά Πλάτωνα) να μας κυβερνούν. Μετά από αυτό νομίζω θα παραδώσω το εκλογικό μου βιβλιάριο.

Κεντρί

Noullis said...

@ Kentri:

En synaeste kamia 20arka kopellia, tziai anti na paradeidete eklogika bibliaria na ta krousete me ta ypoloipa biblia?

Anonymous said...

@ noullis

Μάλλον γνωρίζεις περι φασισμού εξ ιδίων.

Κεντρί

Shahouras said...

Μπήκα για πρώτη φορά στο blog λόγω Νικόλα...
Αλλά ο Noullis έχει το λέγειν όπως και να το κάνουμε...
Αν δεν αρέσει στα κοπέλλια του Τάσσσσου, tough shit...
A, και για να μη ξεχνιώμαστε...
Τα σύνορα μας είναι στην Κερύνεια...
Τζιαι πε αλλόνα ρε...
Εντάξει...καλάν...
Όλοι οι πρόσφυγες στα σπίτια τους...
Καλά να μας κάμει ο Τάσσσος και οι εθνοσωτήρες που τον γλείφουν...
Καλά κρασά...

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