Many years from now...Tayip: Be Ali, how about that fish tavern tonight?
Ali: I don't know, maybe we can just order some food and play on the X-Box...
Tayip: Ali, please, stop going on about the X-Box. Look at you; you're headed for depression. you haven't been out of your office for weeks now. You're making Abdullah nervous.... Hade, let's go to the fish tavern...
[the conversation is interrupted by a peculiar bouncing sound - not unlike that made by a large ball]
[Tayip looks out of the window of the foreign ministry office - the one with X-Box. He turns to Ali with a big smile]
Tayip: Vay, anam, vay....Ali, look!!!
Ali: [ecstatic and slightly aroused - by the mere thought of a naked Syllouris] Yesss, it's true, the ball is in our court. Yeaaaahh!!
Tayip: E, hade, babam let's go take a closer look.
[they both head for the forecourt where a large ball has stopped bouncing. It is an innocent looking ball. Much maligned, righteous and the spitting image of a minor regional problem, covered with notes from supporters that read "hurrah, congratulations on your July 8 thingy" and "lots of love and support from the perm 5" among others]
Tayip [approaches with a bit of trepidation, as Ali is right behind him]: Yessss, finally, it's in our court. It's true, Ali, it's true...Ramadan has come early this year...
[They hug each other and jump around with unbridled joy]
Ali: So, shall we do something about it? I'm sure if we stayed up all night we could figure it all out and send it back. Yeahh, come on, let's be nice and make our neighbours happy...
Tayip: Ahh, sikkime, let's go get some fish...
[Tayip and Ali exit stage left]
18 comments:
οϊ τζαι XBox!!!
en ekatalaba, esenan en sou epepsan oi amerikanoi....o3a epshfhses OXI sto dhmopsifisma, re leshi??
kapoios 8a'prepe na kamei ena Sid Vicious/TassPap remix tou "I did it my way"
Fart Fart / Fart Fart Fart Fart/ Fart Fart Fart Fart/ Fart Fart Fart Faaaaaaaaaart :||
Ekama to.
Fer' mou to Xbox mou twra!
oute 'sena en sou pepsan oi amerikanoi?
OK, (english for Ola Kala, by the way) enna sou pepsoumen enan PS3, tote.
"my Way" quiz:
what four letter did Sid use in his cover and what happened to the cat?
Answers: 'a few'? as in "Regrets I've had a few".
b. the cat went fuck fuck fuck (not in a gay way).
you're being a slimy snake and the gay thing is not going to throw anyone off.
The four letter word was 'cunt' and I think Sid confessed to actually killing the cat (not as in pussy).
you hereby win the Greek version of the PS3.
Remember: the ceiling at the French Pub used to be 'nicotine yellow'
Key phrase: used to.
Now we smoke outside gamwto.
Does my PS3 have 1974: Kill Makarios (The Game)?
Please?!
Fair enough. Your prize, therefore, consists of a neatly packaged package thingy consisting of:
1 PS3 - Greek, patriotic edition that speaks no other language, even though it recognises a www as a way to keep on touch with self-mutilating acquaintances.
1 big stick (can be used while treading lightly: batteries not included)
1 Injure Makarios (in beta) game (helicopter not included)
In order to be eligible for the next round you must become constipated and say things like: "an to 3anakameis enna ertei h asthnomia"
P.S. I still don't believe that my mother's cleaning ladu has the right to vote!!
Ooops, I said 'ladu'. I actually meant 'mavrou'
An to xanakameis en na ertei i astynomia. Akoueis?
The stick, is it the victorinox edition?
whatever you want it to be as long as you don't call the police on me.... I want to become a minister and make money
Sorry a.
mano-amerikanoi... mono xBox dioun... egw 8elw ena nintendo wiiiiii (iapwneziko a?)
Inta wraia pou en h gwnia mas, re pai8kia!! En epathsen oute enas ANAL iths!!
@demetris:
...8eleis na peis....mpla mpla mpla mpla tziai o mpkkalhs, mpla mpla mpla...
EORIN, A (o.i. sorry, a)
@milaz:
Pe mou ti epshfhsen o pappous sou. Men mou lalaeis gia Wii. Antrapou!! Microsoft!
@demetris:
Nai, nai, ennoousa SORIN, A. Pe mou o shilos sou pshfizei?
"non monsieur, zat is NOT my dog......"
@noullis: Ou kyrie elesion. Jai me ta 20 tou nyshia. Sorry a. Rocky, ela na sou pei kati o kyrios. Rocky!
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!
@ noullis: ennousa SORIN A. Sorry a.
@milaz: pikri.
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